I'd Ship That

cringing:

cringing:

do you know what literally drives me up the fucking wall?

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Ok seriously. This week is going to be fucking great. I had a date that turned into a (pg) sleepover, new t swizz music, kerstin comes home today, my vacation starts Wednesday and fucking ed sheeran on Thursday!

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majesty:

i love my friends.

lovelyladywho:

i literally literally i just heard my moms boyfriend tell her that he encountered two lesbians in the grocery store today and he knew they were lesbians because they both walked right by him and didnt even acknowledge him like 

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baiolicious:

i’m such an asshole but i’m also a very kind-hearted person who likes making ppl happy and if i love u i will love u with all my heart and all my soul but then i’m also such an asshole

  • what she says: you can touch my hair if you want
  • what she means: please for the love of god play with my hair feel how soft it is i will roll over into your lap like a kitten

yall-mothafuckas-need-misha:

badassbitchfromhades:

freckledtrekkie:

doctorsherlocklokison:

captainmjolnir:

I’ve never understood the stereotype that women are more likely to faint at blood

I mean seriously

what do you think we do every month

THEY WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT THE WEREWOLF THING

AWH COME ON GUYS THAT WAS A SECRET FOR A REASON

I guess we have to come clean about the cult sacrafices too huh

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Well now we do

  • person: i hate cats
  • me: what the fuck

I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box.

Dear person I hate,
Dear person I like,
Dear ex boyfriend,
Dear ex girlfriend,
Dear ex bestfriend,
Dear bestfriend,
Dear *anyone*,
Dear Santa,
Dear mom,
Dear dad,
Dear future me,
Dear past me,
Dear person I’m jealous of,
Dear person I had a crush on,
Dear girlfriend,
Dear boyfriend,
Dear [insert URL here],

djingo:

i want to cuddle and cuddle and cuddle and cuddle and cuddle and cuddle and cuddle and cuddle and cuddle

breakburnandends:

just a heads up to all the blogs that follow me that AREN’T taylor swift blogs …….um………………..it’s gonna get wild tomorrow…. i’m already obnoxious as it is……………but…..i’m just saying………….you have been warned…………